Weekend food diary

Since leaving university I have been spending a lot of time in the gym trying to improve my level of fitness, to some degree I've been successful, losing most of my stomach fat and developing something mildly resembling the ever elusive six pack. To be fair a great deal of this success can be attributed to my improved diet since moving in with my aunt and uncle, gone are the "healthy" university meals such as Tuna Pasta marinaded in mayonaise and Chilli Con Carne with a side of 28p Garlic Bread and, oh yes, a generous side of mayonaise. No, since leaving Uni I've been relying on my Aunt and Uncle's culinary skills and I'm perhaps the healthiest I've ever been....That was until this weekend where I relapsed somewhat.

Me and 3 of my university friends decided to reunite for, what was a delightful weekend in the country, for whatever reason we all decided to gorge ourselves silly, the amount of food and drink consumed was such that I decided to document it here. What follows is a food diary that begins Friday evening and ends Sunday evening.

Friday

7 slices of take away pizza.
1 Vodka Martini (It was fucking disgusting)
5 Martini and Lemonade's (250ml)

Saturday

1 Full English Breakfast consisting of 4 slices of bacon, 2 eggs, 2 hash browns, 2 sausages, 2 slices of toast and some beans.
2 and a half croisants with butter and jam.
3 chocolate muffins
2 snowball cocktails (Tall Glass)
3 Martini and Lemonade's (250 ml)
1 Crabbie's Beer
2 large glasses of wed wine
A shared 'Asian' Deli Board
1 Slice of crusty bread
Steak and chips (With larged cooked mushroom on the side)
1 Sticky Toffee Pudding with ginger ice cream
1 chocolate pudding with ice cream (Half eaten....I was still hungry)
1 Vodka and Lemonade (Tall Glass)
1 small glass of Port (50 ml)

Sunday (This is where things got really silly)

5+ Scotch Pancakes w/ butter and syrup
1 slice of bread with homemade Jam
1 Cup of Coffee
1 Bag of Fruit Pastilles
Handfuls of Galaxy Minstrels
Handfuls of M & M's
Steak and Potato Wedges (With mayo and ketchup)
Nachos (Covered in cheese and salsa dip)
Chocolate Brownie and Cornish Ice Cream
1 glass of Lemonade (Tall Glass)
1 Roast Dinner (Which I'm trying eat as I type this)

So yes, this could be my last entry ever as I am liable to do a Mr. Creosote at any moment now. Goodbye kids, it's been fun. Eat healthy!